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These Communist Hurricanes Must Be Stopped

 
 
Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 10:23 am
The winds have just begun blowing in central Alabama--the winds of a Communist takeover.

Not since Soviet Premier Nikita Khruschev, instigator of the Cuban Missile Crisis, have we, the land of the free, encountered such powerful Communist infidels. Beware of Ivan and Katrina.

Call it paranoia, call it McCarthyism, but when Katrina chucks one of your Hummers into the Gulf of Mexico, don't come crying to me. I will be securley entrenched in my bunker with plenty of ammunition and teenage girls. And an accoustic guitar.

Call it a coincidence that both Ivan Ivanovich and Katrina Petrov made stops in Cuba (much like Prime Minister Anastas Mikoyan, communist economic and trade negotiator) before threatening the home of the brave. Tell yourself that Katrina could care less about the oil refineries on the Gulf Shores, and the impact their destruction could have on our thriving capitalist economy. Convince yourself that hurricanes do not "hate the idea of freedom", to quote our noble and brilliant President.

It was bad enough that Dennis, the homosexual hurricane (see this link), nearly laid waste to our family values.

O the trees are shaking now, limbs tossing about, and our Democracy, too, will be tossed into the air. Grab what you can. And head for the hills.
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ConstitutionalGirl
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:14 pm
So, are you saying your molesting children in your bunker?
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:17 pm
Aren't ya, like, teenage yerself CG? ;-)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:19 pm
Laughing
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:26 pm
ConstitutionalGirl wrote:
So, are you saying your molesting children in your bunker?


There's room for one more.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 01:22 pm
nimh wrote:
Aren't ya, like, teenage yerself CG? ;-)


Perhaps she was applying for a position . . . so to speak . . .
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 02:27 pm
I heard on Fox that you were going to prosecute "price gougers".

Ain't that communism?
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ConstitutionalGirl
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:32 pm
No, I woudn't go with that sicko.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:44 pm
Yeah, that's what they all say, until they hear me sing "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore."
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:45 pm
So, was Katrina all warm and wet? I hear she gives quite the b--wjob.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:50 pm
Quite honestly, there are gusts up to 50 mph and a tornado watch. And a big tree bending just outside my window. Nothing like NOLA or Biloxi, but I ain't going outside.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:52 pm
Gargamel, give me a quick weather report for the Appalachian Trail in Northern Georgia.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:57 pm
You have isolated storm cells from Katrina right now--that damned pinko--and therefore could see some tornadoes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:59 pm
You're the man. Thanks
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 05:04 pm
Hope your friend's ok, Gus.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 06:11 pm
Thanks, k.
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ConstitutionalGirl
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 08:07 am
He could be taking shelter in a cave.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:56 am
I hope that A2K doesn't lose anyone to this communist bastard of a storm.
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