How does my ass look?

It has a red X on it. Most unbecoming.

Hmm. Well, click on Brains and Eggs and tell me if you can see it (it's showing up for me in Mozilla Firefox and I'm linking from there)...

your name, however, is so last week.
I hope ourpresident had an enjoyable rest cause I hear that Ms Sheehans going on the road to take over the park across from the White House.
SHH, dont tell him.

Dowd got on him today , but whos counting days of vacation.

I already saw the pic on your blog, PDiddie. Just failed to comment earlier.

it looks just smack-able..

you have a blog? can I write an op-ed about barbeque?

dunno... the pic isnt showing


but heres a classification of butts -



(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(__)(__) A "wide load" ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_o_) An ass that's been around

(_x_) Kiss on the ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_E=mc2_) A smart ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

(_Lame_) Lame ass

(_jack_) Jackass

(_-$_) Cheap ass

(_0_) A Prison ass

(_) Half ass

(®^®) Registered ass

(__|___) Lop sided ass

(_:_) 2 holed ass

(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

(_)||(_) Fucked ass

()() Ass print on a window

( * * ) Ass with dimples

( . . ) Ass with pimples

(_X X_) A kicked ass

(_%_) An average ass

(_$_) A rich ass

[_!_] A hard ass