The Best Advice about Marriage and/or Relationships

from mrs. hamburger - if you can't laugh with him, there's no point.

from hamburger's mother - make sure he's got a good pension.

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i tend more toward mrs. hamburger's view. but mrs. hamburger senior mighta been onto something.

I can't say this is great advice, but...
A couple of years ago a buddy of mine went to see his dying grandfather in the hospital with his parents and two young sisters. Gramps sees my pal and says "come here, I've got some advice for you." He goes over to the bedside, sits down and says "what is it grampa?"
Gramps replies, "Be with as many women as you can."
My bud nearly died trying to hide his combination of laughter and embarrassment.

My personal motto is :
"Find someone you can stand."

I love that story, LionTamer!

Something similiar happened to me when my step-dad was in the hospital passing away. He was constantly saying things like " That nurse is hot; don't you think?! He's very kind, even when people aren't looking. Ask him on a date!" He was always trying to hook me up with a nice guy.

I'd say it was my step-dad who gave me the best advice.
He once said " You are wonderful. Never settle. Don't waste your time with the wrong guys. Find someone to love who has a great heart - that is what matters. You want a guy who will take care of you; not try to kill you when you're sick!"
LOL.

Great advice, I have found.

I agree with LionTamer. Find someone you can "stand".

A woman I loved dearly always told me: When in doubt, think about it...cause you'll just end up with a different person and a different set of problems.

I like this one. However girls don't ever marry for this reason. They want to keep this guy on the side and marry a rich good looking guy with a huge wang.

LOL. i know you girls will love my take!

Whenever i decide to throw money around or act disrespectfull to a girl the start hanging from the nuts.

Best maritial advice I've ever gotten; short and sweet from hubby's grandmother: Take care of each other.

I have to second that! It might be meaningless in the
beginning, but it becomes the most important thing if you're
seriously ill and need the help of your spouse.