The Three Gaelic Presidencies

Coolidge (Spain): Decimels, with a divisor, places the wage on a quadratic, encouraging less personal spending through audit cheat of calculus; salary, has tax percentage. Dollar, Cent, Kad, removed.

Kennedy (Canada): We can spot problems overseas, in our own neighborhoods. The cops, are advisors, to military units, at colleges; ROTC units, analyzing books through foreign professors, obtained by same system. Eventually, school is military, but unarmed.

Bush (Turkey): The prank, is a simple joke; once forgiven, then made American, both parties. Enemies of the United States, find their place here, in good sportsmanship, because it isn't good to get hit. George W. Bush just doesn't like it.