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Tue 23 Aug, 2005 11:05 am
Not only can those wacky Germans manufacture one hell of a car, but they can also turn Barbie from a girl to a woman with a drill and some simple materials.
(make sure to scroll through the photos by clicking the right arrow next to the word "weiter").
http://www.darmon.homeip.net/fun/barbie/barbie.html
As far as finding random things online...top that!
Well, Damon has got a lot of more: 'computer tests', 'building' of webcams, cpu tests, 'brain operations' etc etc.
I find this very arouziing.
(that's how the Germans would say it).
Donnerwetter.
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Thanks for sharing.
Can Anybody translate that page in english for us non-German ppl?
hehehe i recognize menstration
Quote:Menstruations-BarbieTM selbst gemacht
über 60GB Traffic in nur 20 Tagen !!!
Da sollte einer sagen die Anleitung wäre nicht gut ;-)
Jede Frau, egal wie blöd, kann Menstruieren nur die BarbieTM nicht.
Oder...
Das Kind ist schon 12 Jahre alt und hat schon die ersten Menstruationsbeschwerden
und die Lieblings-BarbieTM kann zwar alles nur nicht Menstruieren.
Das muss nicht sein!
Hehe, it's actually quite cleverly done, and he's taking
Campari which does taste nicely.
Translation of above text
Quote: Do it yourself menstruating Barbie.
Over 60 GB traffic in only 20 days!!
Who said the instructions weren't good
Every woman, it doesn't matter how stupid, is
menstruating, except Barbie.
Or....
The child is already 12 years old and has already
the first menstrual cramps and the favorite Barbie can
everything except menstruating.
This doesn't have to be!
Niiiiice, Slappy, I needed that.
Geez. It languished for two days. I said it was disgusting so everybody went to look. Thanks for the resounding endorsement of my judgement, peoples.
Page 2 describes the tools.
You need: hygienic tissue, tape, plastic bottle, 3 mm drill thread,
tube (3 mm diameter), scissors, one Barbie (or equivalent doll)
1 glue, rechargable drill, pliers,
Page 3
Anesthetize doll with a lullaby
Page 4
Expose upper body parts
Page 5
Take off pants
Page 6
Spread legs very carefully
That's her favorite position anyway
Page 7
For a sterile operation, drape an OR tissue around.
Page 8
insert 3 mm drill thread and....
Page 9
now carefully drill into the genius (he wrote genius instead of genital) area all the way to the back. Yes right, all the way
to the back.
Page 10
insert the 3 mm tube through the opening. Oh!!! She
just smiled. But don't worry - the genius area is just
like a genius.
Page 11
tape tube on the upper back securely
Page 12
Take the plastic bottle and drill a hole with the 3mm drill
so it looks like this.
Page 13
Pull tube through the opening.
Page 14
Now the plastic bottle can be mounted
Page 15
Luckily our Barbie has long hair to hide the
plastic bottle.
Page 16
To fill up: Campari, what else?
Advantage: It tastes good!
Page 17
Fill the plastic bottle with Campari
Page 18
Now that we're ready we need a tampon. So
it has to be rolled thyself. Take tissue and thread, and model
it until it looks like this....
Page 19
Insert the tampon in the genius area, but very carefully
please, it is her first tampon after all.
Page 20
Now our Barbie feels better and more secure. Now she
can start menstruating...
Page 21
Squeeze the plastic bottle lightly with thumb and index finger.
Oh!!! She's menstruating. Great!!! It might happen that Barbie
is slightly bitchy during her menstruation... but this is normal also.
Page 22
Is the tampon full, does it need replacement.
Hey, Barbie really menstruated, but since we only took
Campari for our menstruation Barbie, we now can
indulge and suck out the tampon.
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Since Barbie doesn't let Ken near her while she's menstruating, I'll show a masturbation Ken shortly.
The end!
I saw that option at the end, Clamity, but options, being optional, I decided to pass.
littlek wrote:Niiiiice, Slappy, I needed that.
Hello little one.
I'm really not sure how you "needed" a photo slide show on how to manufacture a bleeding Barbie....and you don't have to expose your plans to us now you've found what you're looking for.
However, you are very welcome.
Have good time.
CalamityJane, hahaa thanks for the translation!
haha hey what other outrageous barbie can you think of?
G.I Barbie
Acne Face Barbie
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