Why are you here?

Re: Why are you here?


because i want to know more. duh.

Because your cute little monkey avatar is too hard to resist.

Because I have nothing to do at work, nobody is emailing me, other sites are quiet.

I like to read about other peoples lives either to criticise them, judge them,sympathise with them, wind them up, make them angry,have a giggle etc.


Basically my life is uneventful and I like to live my life through other people.
So far im an albino, dwarf with an annoying neighbour that im having an affair with.Im also my own mother, fathered by a pot plant.

Or Im very bored and anything productful that I could do is to big to be done at a place where I could be interrupted by work.

Excuses excuses.

Hi. I'm here because 1.) I'm too lazy to fill-out a profile and download a mugshot onto one of those DateMe.coms. Therefore, 2.) I stay in bed all day evading my Make-Believe Husband just like a Perfect Pretend Missus would do. 3.) I believe that EVERYTHING should be done over the Internet (slight addiction & I admit it--not a speck of denial in Moi) and since my selfish friends are too lazy to type me an e-mail instead of picking up that confrontationally social *thing* called a phone...well, I just don't have any friends in the real world. 'Til Friday night @ Joe's Pub. Boo hoo. ...uh, NOT.

And 4.) since I live to meddle in other people's lives...well Roofingguy, you're just the most absolutely cutest lil' furry-smiley guy around this joint (LOVE the yellow background, it truly does bring out the sparkle in your eyes)--but seriously, that *sitting* picture looks, um....painful.

P.S. I'm one of those who clicked on All of the Above. Btw--fun poll & even funnier thread!
P.S.x2. I was cross-posting elsewhere. I ditto every Truth that Material Girl has spoken.

today im here because i am in my cozy chair in my desk with my feet up on my other chair... fan going on the back.... no one bugs me here... i just ate went to bathroom soo.... why shouldnt i????

today Im here, cause its too cold to go out anywhere, so Im sitting in my office at work with the heater on full throttle! bored senseless!

ok today i am here cuz i just ate... is getting late and i am too boored to do anything... i just did my quickbooks data entry and my head hurts from looking at this dumb monitor....but all the kids are on my bed trying to go to sleep ... cuz they are afraid to go to sleep on theirs...or maybe they just want to sleep next to mommy.....so that means i can go there right now... cuz if i go and lay down.. i am 100% sure that one of them will jump and land right on my family jewels... smashing them like a pair of avocadoes...lol...(they seem to have great aim for it).....i live in the west coast so early in the night everyone is signing off.. so i am alone now...all my eastern buddies are gone to bed....now my life will be in suspense until there is a reply on this subject....otherwise my life is in idle...lol

well Im still here, cause Im a day ahead of you! lol and its the afternoon here.

I come to A2K because I enjoy it, and find it usful. Learn a lot of things, and, hopefully, some others learn some thing from what I post.

Good people and good times here....

Because I can't afford to put gas in the car to go anywhere.

no kidding thief...nowadays .. seems that by the time yo uget somewhere you are allready broke!!!

almost like telling the family.....ok we got so much $$$$ to go out so with this money we can actually drive somewhere...