In polite circles we do not discuss puking. It is something done in private behind the dunny. It is unpleasant - but necessary if one wishes to avoid the shame of those who leave a party before the keg is empty.
Useless facts
Australia's beaches if measured end to end would exceed the equator of the Earth, and unlike baywatch, we have some very significant surf in places.
We have privately owned cattle farms and oil fields much bigger than Texas. On these ranches cattle is rounded up by helicopter.
The majority of really posionous spiders and snakes live here, and of course some of the biggest sharks in the world that are only too happy to share a meal with you...
Most Australians travel the rest of the world before they see their own country.
To drive East to West cost is probably a 5 day affair. On days 3 - 4 expect to see about 4 cars a day maximum on your journey. The fastest ride around the country was about 19 days on a big motobike.
Steve Irwin even amazes us.
if ur gonna visit Sydney u should check out the northern beaches peninsula they are really nice beaches and some of them the surf is great there is not just Manly or Bondi
steve irwin, strange yet addictive.
I wish he'd take a tranquilizer!
he is a bit hyper, but i would rather watch him than see another crocodile dundee movie.
I'd prefer to watch crocodiles, minus the Oz heroes!
Now i'd be really impressed if some lady Ozian were to go out, wrestle the alley-gator, kill it, skin it, and finish the affair with a nice handbag and severl stylish pairs of shoes . . . that would be impressive . . .
Well of course wimmins are protected, nobody is suggesting that the wimmins actually go in harm's way in Oztralia . . . we'll have 'em go after the crocs in exotic locations . . .
The crocodiles are protected, doofus.
I knew that doofus, but there are few things so entertaining as the exasperated wabbit . . .
dlowan wrote:The crocodiles are protected, doofus.
They've got to protect them. Us Oz women are ferocious!
i guess ferocious is a better description, i was thinking psychotic
Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning, pueo?
Oz ladies vs crocodiles. My money is on dlowan
The Croc will be toast
In round three at the most . . .
