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AUSTRALIA - an introduction for tourists

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:09 am
You know, dlowan, you could say something like, "Oh look at the pretty flowers" and still sound mean.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 02:12 pm
So, Gus, when are you coming - so we can start on you? Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 04:46 pm
Oh, look at the pretty flowers!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:32 pm
Oztralia was first discovered by Europeans when a Dutchman, Abel Tasman, sailed past the island which now bears his name, but which he named after the director of the Dutch East India Company, Van Dieman. The history of Dutch exploration shows that they had an uncanny sense of a good thing when they saw it (such as buying Manhattan for 60 guilders worth of beads and trinkets--these days, 60 guilders won't pay your parking if you go to a Broadway show). The Dutch made no attempt to colonize Oztralia--that should tell you something right there.

The English then visited upon the benighted continent two ecological diasters of unprecedented scope, the introduction of the rabbit, and the Irish. As an Irish rabbit, i cannot begin to express to you just how profound a blunder this was.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:34 pm
= : >- p
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:36 pm
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .


okbye
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:48 pm
Irish fluffbutt!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 07:52 pm
ain't ya glad i revived this thread..........
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 08:16 pm
Good on ya, Owl . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Mar, 2004 10:14 pm
Yes - but now it is silly!
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 02:04 pm
dlowan wrote:
Yes - but now it is silly!


always was...I started it - whaddya expect? Razz
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 07:04 pm
it would be a total mess if it were not for set, gus, and i being here to lend this thread some credibility.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 08:12 pm
Yeah, right, pueo! :wink:
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 09:36 pm
Neutral Drunk puke Mr. Green
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 09:46 pm
ah yes visitors, don't forget the great aussie pastime drinking and then puking. Razz
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 09:51 pm
Now was that nice? Lies, all lies!!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Mar, 2004 09:54 pm
then there's that other pastime of watching a game named after an insect while drinking and .......... well you know.
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Mar, 2004 12:51 am
no rebutal. must be cause everybody is drinking and.................
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Mar, 2004 03:17 am
Some of us have been WORKING!!!
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 29 Mar, 2004 03:21 am
Is someone disparaging cricket ? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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