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I'm heading down to New Orleans, then on to Georgia.

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husker
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 08:59 pm
Gus this all via your redneck pick-up?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:12 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
Houston's an f***ing toilet you idyots!


How DARE you!!!

I will now commence the besmirching of your name all across NYC. Be prepared to see "STRAY CAT SUCKS" on the Fox News Ticker on Sixth Avenue, lady!
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:17 pm
Like they don't already know that on sixth avenue....HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT WHERE I AM...BEING A BIG WHINY BABY LIKE YOU??

GROW UP!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:18 pm
Now you're getting me hot.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:25 pm
Is it wrong for me to be turned on?

Who the hell cares?

Tell these stupid dweebs to go to another thread -- so we can be alone...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:28 pm
Goddammit, I am going to jump your little cat bones right here in this thread!!!!

<lunging, humping Stray Cat's leg furiously>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:30 pm
Should we begin a stimulating discussion on monkey sex, Stray Cat?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:33 pm
Who the hell cares what you do, old man?

(whistling for cab)

Ok, Kickycan! I've heard you blah blah blahing about sex till I'm bored sh!tless!

Let's see what you've got!

Get in the cab, and take off your shirt, pretty boy!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:33 pm
Five pages. That's how long this thread made it before we were reduced to cheap sexual innuendoes.

Screw the trail..... let's start banging cats!
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:43 pm
Where the hell's that Kickycan...just like I thought...guys who have big mouths are just making up for being small where it really counts....

Well, Gus...it's up to you...take off your shirt and get in the cab, old man!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:46 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
Who the hell cares what you do, old man?

(whistling for cab)

Ok, Kickycan! I've heard you blah blah blahing about sex till I'm bored sh!tless!

Let's see what you've got!

Get in the cab, and take off your shirt, pretty boy!


Okay, but I hope you don't mind...I have this, er, ah...embarrassing problem...

<opens zipper, unleashes "the fire hose"...watching as it unravels...and unravels...and unravels...........finally, it's all out there>

Please don't make fun of it...
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:51 pm
(pushing Gus out of cab, half-dressed)

Sorry, old man! Get the hell outta here!

Come on, Kickycan....let's see you use that thang...for once!
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:52 pm
Wouldn'tcha like to have sex? ....just once...before you die?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:56 pm
Are you saying you're going to kill me afterwards?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 09:59 pm
You're worried about afterwards?

What a pussy....Get outta this cab...you're not worthy...

Where the hell's Amigo..I've heard Hispanics do it BETTER!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 10:00 pm
I'm not worried, I just wanted to know if I should wear a condom. But since you're going to kill me anyways, I guess I should just keep this Herpes thing to myself...
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 10:02 pm
Oh, who the hell cares? You've totally wrecked the mood now!!!

Asking questions about getting killed...can help it if I'm that damn good?

You think too damn much....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 10:03 pm
Hmmmm....<thinking about that pus-filled blister on the bottom of my nut sac...>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 10:12 pm
Hey, you forgot to pay the cab driver...wow, yer like, so mean....
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 10:36 pm
Gus, I've come to the conclusion you're the man for me!! you swamp dwelling maniac!! where are you?
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