Yeah sure, I'll help......

Ohhhhhh, come on back,

look, I've got that hairball malt you like so much....

heeeeeeerrreee kitty kitty kitty..

i have a nice BAATTHHH for you


heeeeeeeeerrree kitty kitty kittty

!!!!!!!!.........Meeeeoooowwww!!!! (pitty-pat, pitty-pat, pitty-pat....running away on little paws)

dont worry.. the water is warm I prooooomise.


Ok. maybe I just have a wierd cat.. but my cat Kitten loves her bath.
I forget cats that belong to normal people hate being bathed.

That's o.k., shewolf...but I'm gonna just stay here under the bed for a little while.....

<Gus rolls a hand grenade under the bed>

<montana jumps out the window>

Oh, goody! A little ball for me...(bats it right back out at ya)

You go kitty

<petting Stray Cat>

Ooh, poor kitty! You've been stuck under that bed all this time? You must be hungry. Here, I brought you a little snack. You'll have to chase it first, but that just makes it taste better, right?




(Better you chew on this than some of our posters!)

Yummy! Thanks, Eva.

Don't know why I was a brat the other night. A lady at work told me there's a full moon coming tonight. I think I was feeling some of those "full moon vibes" ahead of time. We cats are very sensitive to that.

Meow! (running after mouse)

<runs from cat>

: pounces on the mouse:


ohhhhhhh no you dont
your job in life is to satisfy this pussy
now get over there and TAKE it!


: dangles mouse in from of stray cat::

heeeerrreee kitty kitty kitty
> bright wite wolf fangs showing<

no wait thats MY job, ya got the wrong person, I mean mouse

<squeaks in protest>

<shows its own little fangs>

(putting on brakes, slipping a little on paws, turning around) Meeeeeooooowww!!!!!....(must get back to safety under bed....)

Oooh yeah, cause I'm one bad mouse

Who's the mouse that would risk his cheese
For his brother mice?
ME!
Can you dig it?

Who's got the cats all coppin' out
When there's danger all about?
ME!
Right On!

They say this mouseman is a bad mother..
shut your mouse!
I'm talkin' 'bout ME.
We can dig it!

He's a complicated rodent
No one understands him but his
LADY MOUSE!
Ya damn right!

He's got his mousse mobbin' strong
and anyone who rats is a
DEAD MOUSE!
Mouse with no mercy...

He's the mack of mice
the mouse of vice
MASTER MOUSE
mice mob mogul, yo...

If you think you talkin' mickey
you dont know half about tricky
MEAN MOUSE
Just mosey on down...

When the cats go pussyfootin
and the rats start scurryin down
you know its ME!
cause I'm one baaad mouse

<bares fangs in a mean mouse grin>