Yeah sure, I'll help......

Which way do you think I should go with this, nimh?

Your post in the other thread woulda fit right in here...

actually I'm a transgendered hermaphrodite.
And YOU, sir, from what I understand, are a closet homosexual.

hey, if you REALLY want a thread about some that leading to some point..... check out "The line....." it was started yesterday, about this time, still goin' strong.

What IS it with you kicky - it's like you're a freakin' cult figure around here.

ohhhhhhh, wait look, kicky's got a new thread......I gotta go SAY somethin'.


Wait a minute here......I STILL haven't gotten my members jacket......OR A NICKNAME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A NICKNAME MISTER HIGH AND MIGHTY KICKY CAN!!!!!??????

<sulks off>

Oh, that's right...this is about gender.

You're coworker is so psyched right now her duties in life have surpassed cooking, laundry, and having babies, she's just excited to talk about it.

You mean I should beat him with a pack of Corona? I'll have to empty the bottles first, though ;-)

actually she doesn't have any reason to live. she had a hyterectomy and can have no more children.

I, old as I am, am still fertile however, the pasha had a vasectomy, so I am merely a plaything for him.

I should do everyone a favor and get a vasectomy.

Since I'm young and single, it's still fun to tell women I've had it done already.

when he told me he had one, I made him show me the scars.

then i said - YES! there is a God!

Did he have kids before?

Now you got me thinking...that may not be a bad idea.

he better watch out if hes a midget...

I think your coworker posts an another board I used to post on!

Thanks for the link, Saff.

Don't be disappointed if I don't reply, though. A bunch of us intentionally stay off the debate forums. It can get really mean-spirited in there. Best of luck.

Scars? They used, maybe, a butcher knife?

little, tiny scars. they DO have to cut you know.

I watched a vasectomy of TV once.

Wierd, the guy lays down on the table, still wearing his shirt and tie, can remember if his pants were just pulled down or off......

So, the doctor makes this small incision (I got everyones attention now, right?)
and with with kinda like crochet hook, reaches in and pulls out the vas deferens or whatever it's called, you know, the sperm chute.

the camera's up really close, and he pulls the tubey thing out until it looks like the guy has a piece of elbow macaroni placed on his groin, balanced on its two ends.

By this time, the guy has loosened his tie, and asked for a cold compress. Like he thought at first he was gonna be all macho for the camera.

Anyway, then, snip!
Repeat on other side.
Guy is sweating bullets.

It was great.

No, he gets in there with this neat little pair of pliers and pulls it till you feel your eyeballs being sucked into your head. Then a quick clip, and a fast tie job.

Pap Smears (now, I'm just going to SCRAPE some tissue off your cervix.......)

Diaphram Fittings (how's THIS one feel?)

Sonograms when you're not pregnant (oh those are REALLY fun - you feel like the alien probe they shove inside you is gonna come out your mouth)

Sorry, my heart is cold toward your vas deferens.

You guys kill me.

BTW, they give you those, ahem, invasive ultrasounds in early pregnancy too. Not pleasant, especially when they're not satisfied with the angle they've got and start stirring up your insides trying to get it right.

when that happens.. i just start to moan.. and smile..
they get it right QUICKLY after that

FreeDuck -

Didn't it feel like the sonagram technician was working the part of the probe that was sticking out of your "who who" just like the stick shift of a car?

Vrrrrm, let's put this baby into 2nd now.
OK, there an ovary in the way, I'm gonna shift <grunt, ow watch that thing!> into 3rd.

Hold on, I gotta back up ma'm, take your foot off the clutch.

Jeez, and some men think we're just these weak little things.

Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"