Missing Bill Clinton

Date: Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:48:13 +0000
>Missing Bill Clinton:
>
> Just
>watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he
>misses
>Bill Clinton
>
> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
>ever got to having a black man as President.
>
> Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had
>his way with ugly white women.
>
> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
>
> And, he gets a check from the government every month.
>
> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
>shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
>distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
>
> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I
>don't know, I never had one."
>
> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
>so full of crap he can't fly.
>
> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
>leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom
>
> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
>
> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
>as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
>think you need to know."
>
> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
>Panky between Bushes.
>