Montana wrote:How do we know that the chicken is really a chicken and not an imposter?
I almost peed when I read that Montana...that was great!!
I love chicken, i eat it almost everyday and I know it doesn't take like anything else. I mean chicken is not going to taste like fish is it?
Oh, so now I'm gonna burn in hell!
Man, you are just full of compliments, aren't you!
You're full of something, that's for sure!
Hey, Saff. What time is it?
Re: Hi, I'm a newbie...
Saff wrote:Amigo wrote:Saff wrote:Reyn wrote:Saff wrote:... destroying individuals with my intelligence.
I feel so inferior already. Think I'll go back to bed.
I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal.
Hey check this s**t out everybody. "destroying individuals with my intelligence" and "I don't regard anyone to be inferior each human being is equal"
. A kitty in the lions den.
I was feeling a little religious when I typed that.
You were feeling religious when you wrote both. Your like Bush, In to deep. You'd better withdrawl.
How about the demon rape?
Amigo: You better pull out your supper intelect.
Squinney: Someone will have to cook.
Husker: just pretend it's chicken you are eating.
Interesting sequence...
Who gives a patootie?
I wanna know what Saff would do for a Klondike Bar.
Rich, creamy ice-cream, dipped in delicious milk chocolate.... Mmmmm.
What would you do Saff? Say, if you hadn't had anything to eat for a month and had been wandering the desert of Pakistan looking for a good decent woman. You crawl to the door and there stands a beautiful woman holding a Klondike Bar.
She says she will let you have it, plus the roast chicken in the oven and boiled eggs IF you will....
What?
What's the most outrageous thing you would be willing to do?
There are two answers to this question, P., one serious, one retarded. Let's start with the former.
(1) The egg came first. We know that chickens evolved from some earlier, non-chickenoid form of life, e.g., the half-bird, half-reptile Archaeopteryx. These non-chickens, however, arrived in eggs. Ergo, eggs were on the scene before chickens.
(2) The chicken came first because (sigh) the chicken had to get laid before the egg could.
Bella and Montana
oh this really adds to the takes like chicken - LOL max!!!
tastes like chicken
Saff wrote:I love chicken, i eat it almost everyday and I know it doesn't take like anything else. I mean chicken is not going to taste like fish is it?
Froglegs taste suspiciously like chicken so......the frog must have laid a mutant egg that turned into a chicken.
There. Now Saff and I agree.
Saff wrote:I love chicken, i eat it almost everyday and I know it doesn't take like anything else. I mean chicken is not going to taste like fish is it?
yes fish can taste like chicken - see chart on my prior post
squinney wrote:Who gives a patootie?
I wanna know what Saff would do for a Klondike Bar.
Rich, creamy ice-cream, dipped in delicious milk chocolate.... Mmmmm.
What would you do Saff? Say, if you hadn't had anything to eat for a month and had been wandering the desert of Pakistan looking for a good decent woman. You crawl to the door and there stands a beautiful woman holding a Klondike Bar.
She says she will let you have it, plus the roast chicken in the oven and boiled eggs IF you will....
What?
What's the most outrageous thing you would be willing to do?
patiently waiting for a response from Saff.
Saff wrote:There are two answers to this question, P., one serious, one retarded. Let's start with the former.
(1) The egg came first. We know that chickens evolved from some earlier, non-chickenoid form of life, e.g., the half-bird, half-reptile Archaeopteryx. These non-chickens, however, arrived in eggs. Ergo, eggs were on the scene before chickens.
Where did the non chicken egg come from? It had to start somewhere.
Saff wrote:
(2) The chicken came first because (sigh) the chicken had to get laid before the egg could.
what? No artifical insemination?
What if the first chicken was GAY?
Saff wrote:
(2) The chicken came first because (sigh) the chicken had to get laid before the egg could.
Your attempted at humor was successful. I'd have laughed if I liked you.
is "Saff sex" like using a condem?
