Pick up Lines

Are you a parking ticket?
cause you got fine written all over you.

Nice shoes.Fancy a f**k?

Your parents must be retarded. 'Cuz you're special.

Do you have a pierced tounge? No? Baby, then you need a stud in your mouth.

I wish you were the storm door on my house. That way I could slam you all day long.

(Walk up to woman, put finger in drink and lightly flick some drink on her). Baby, we need to get you out of those wet clothes.

Lets play army, so I can blow the hell out of you.

From the Spanish...

"Que curvas y yo sin frenos!" (What curves! and me without brakes).

and perhaps more more appropriate for us older folks...

"Que carne y yo sin dientes!"

(say this to a totlal stranger) F*ck me if I am wrong, but do I know you?

Do you f*ck or do I apologize?

Yes, I always feel the direct approach is best

come sit on my face bitch.

You got a purty mouth

<shudder>

<banjos twanging in background>

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Aw, boy, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.