A rant, and a question...

I'm not familiar with that one, LionTamer. I like the power drill idea though.

why are you working so close to her?
your company too cheap to afford cubicle walls?

Yes. We don't have ANY privacy at all. Every conversation can be heard, whether you like it or not. I guess I should consider myself lucky they have even provided us with these pens with which I fantasize about killing my annoying co-worker.

You could always dose her coffee with Visene...