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Wed 10 Aug, 2005 01:06 pm
God, I would love to take a pen and just jam it into my co-worker's temple right now. I can't stand her. She is the most pretentious phony idiot ever, and I am now listening to her talk on the phone with her idiot friend about nothing. The "open quad" desk set-up here does NOT give us enough privacy. Oh my god, this is hell. Why do I have to hear this moron, Lord?! Why!!!??? It is amazing how many opinions one person can have on such ridiculous things. I'm actually amazed that she even has a friend...maybe she's just talking to her answering machine and pretending to talk to someone. Surely, there can't really be a person who could actually stand to listen to her bullshit for more than five seconds...so I'm wondering...how deep into her brain do you think I could jam my pen with one quick stabbing motion?
you could probally just slap her
and she would fall into a coma.
People like that dont have alot of brain matter .
It doesnt take much to shake it outta them
Where do you think her brain starts?
One inch past that if you only want to induce a seizure.
let me guess,
soccer mom who watches Dr Phil and thinks he is god, Oprah rules the world and everyone should have an american flag on thier porch or they are not american...
types? Is that it?
I voted for 1 to 2 inches, and I think you would still be safe from contact with brain matter.
I work with someone who is like one of those dolls with the string in the back.
If someone pulls it, there is no way in the entire universe to get her to stop talking until the cord retracts completely.
Shhhhh.... here she come now.
Whew, just walked by for a change.
Also, I have offered to bet and entire 2 week paycheck to anyone who can go in, start a conversation with her on any subject, and NOT have it turn into something about her within 1 minute.
She even found a way to make someone's statement about the Crab Nebula Galaxy about her within 15 seconds. I tell ya. she's good, and she didn't even know what the Crab Nebula Galaxy was.
I'm gonna go say something to her about Osama Bin Ladin's 4th cousin. I'll let you know what she says later.
She is one of these New York snobs who comes off as an authority on everything, and will explain her opinion to you as if Jesus had given her the message on a sacred set of tablets, even if, or rather, especially if the topic in question is a completely subjective and unimportant one. The more meaningless the topic, the more authoritatively she pedantically preaches to you about why it has to be the way she says it is.
For instance, I have actually argued about whether it is "chilly" or "nippy" out.
Idiot!!!!
i could and would take you up on THAT bet...
;-)
OK, you're on....give me a topic......
Oh, thank god, she's going to take her lunch.
I'm free! Free from the queen of the blind assertions for a full hour!
Ooh, a bet...now I'm interested.
Carry on...
kicky - did dr. hungwell go into retirement?
we need you. Nurse ratchett, don't you agree?
If there's someone else in the office that you don't like or find annoying, you can "set them up". Like, hey snooty gets-opinions-from-jesus, meet talky everything's-about-me. Talky here says that it must be chilly because her nipples are poking out, what do you think? Then slip away...
oh yeah.. where IS the doc anyways???
FreeDuck wrote:If there's someone else in the office that you don't like or find annoying, you can "set them up". Like, hey snooty gets-opinions-from-jesus, meet talky everything's-about-me. Talky here says that it must be chilly because her nipples are poking out, what do you think? Then slip away...
I would just openly drag one to meet the other,
then say " Here, this woman says everything is about her..
This man says everything is about jebus. Now that the 2 of you have met.. talk it out. Im going else where for my daily boredom."
Easily over an inch - however it does depend on many factors:
The strength of your pen, sharpness of the point (hopefully you have a fine point pen) and the level of anger you have.
You should be careful not to push overly hard or else your pen (if not strong enough) will snap before causing appropriate level of pain.
A letter opener would work more efficiently.
Given your agitation at the moment you posted, combined with the sturdy rigidness of today's pens, I'll say 1 to 2 inches.
You could always go for the jugular, as well, a la Casino.
Kicky,
Are you old enough to remember those late night TV commercials for the "In The Egg Scrambler?"
I'm thinking a cordless power drill might just do the trick.
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