BreatheThePoison wrote:ohhh i didnt realize it was another user. Cause you said the same thing in reply to me on another thread and i was lost. maybe we will become light bulbs... lol
xingu and I have been dancing around for what seems like years. I hope you get to meet him. He seems like a nice (though slightly deluded) fellow.
if we're to become light bulbs... i wonder what the sockets are....
If I'm to become a light bulb, I'd better go on a diet.
I believe our more religious members would likely become dim bulbs, 40 watts or fewer . . .
Wouldn't wanna be a tulip bulb, but tulips on your organ are even better than roses on your piano.
tulip on your organ . . . 'zat anything like a hickey on yer johnson ?
Setanta wrote:I believe our more religious members would likely become dim bulbs, 40 watts or fewer . . .
But we will remain on 60 cycle while the others stay on the 25 cycle of the past life
Setanta wrote:tulip on your organ . . . 'zat anything like a hickey on yer johnson ?
Maybe you will find your answer in Lawn & Garden
I figured there was gonna be a hickey in there somewheres . . .
Bruised peaches. That's all I have to say about that.
Genital hickeys.
Or shrimp. I can't remember which.
I do not believe for one minute that we as a species will devolve into light bulbs, dim or otherwise. Signs of such devolution would already be evident. For example, we would see a reduction in the interest and support of science by our leaders if such a change were taking place, members of education boards would begin to maintain ideas of balancing scientific knowledge, peer reviewed experimentation, with the heartfelt whimseys of Sanctified Brethren of the Good Gospel Church of the Risen Redeemer and Holy Books Trading Station who believe every last one of us was created just 10,000 years ago, even the bugs. Such comparing of such ideas would be acceptable in a devolving world and I don't see that happening.
Why if we were devolving, the leading scientific nation would engage itself in a thirty year discussion on whether a 8-cell cytoblast should have the same rights under the Constitution as the President while third world nations were launching their first cruise missiles or cloning dogs. That sort of thing is just not going to happen.
Next you'd be telling me that a leading Cardinal of the Catholic Church seems to accept the Southern Baptist view of evolution, luckily there's little chance of the President letting a Roman Catholic near the Supreme Court.
So all's well.
Joe(the only thing I like about being a bulb is the turning on part.)Nation
mmmm turning on. *wonders off*
Joe, the good Cardinal got his uppances, in a brief, yet precisely worded statement from the head of the Vatican Observatory could be heard
"Shaddupa you face"
Devolve into light bulbs? I thought he was saying evolve.
Personally, I always revolve a light bulb when it needs replacing.
Hey! Heard any good light bulb jokes lately?
So, an incandescent, a T-12 fluorescent, and a high-pressure sodium walk into a bar...
Man walks into a bar, stark naked, with a lightbulb sticking out of one ear. The bartender says, "Hey, Mike, what happened to you?" The light-bulb says, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
