Henry VIII and the 15th Century Witch Hunts

The history of Henry VIII:
Henry VIII, was raised, without a stethopen inserted into his rectum as an infant at 1 month, so he didn't have an anus.

That resulted in all the Nobles of the world, even in America (Iroquois and other Grozny Siberian tribes), jumping hyperactively.

Henry VIII fashioned a set of religious testaments, out of Catholic religion, that converted you to pederasty, if you didn't support traditional medicine, and trusted psychiatry instead.

After Henry VIII's death, everyone stopped jumping, and now in multiplied numbers from sperm steals, witch hunted all of those following his key marked beliefs (the demand to directly witness something to believe it), and tortured them to death.

The adopted parents, meanwhile, were placed in serfdom, as slave hunters, for the Transatlantic Slave Trade.