How many times is normal after the first kid?

apparently it seems not to be a very popular subject ,

i wonder why?

We're all looking at the picture of this 'kid'of yours that you've posted as your avatar. Butt-ugly!! I'd say that you (or your missus) won't get lucky until some time around the New Year!

Did you just call me a monkey!!!!!!!


Why i outta hoohuuhoohuuuhooohuuhoohuhuhuhuhaaaaaaaaiiiii uhuhuhuh

It's very hard to answer this, roofingguy. It depends so much on the two individuals who are doing the do, you know? And how tired each of the new parents are. And if they are sharing the middle of the night wake-ups. And if both parents have gone back to work soon after the baby came. And what each person's sex drive was like before the baby plays a role, too.. Too many variables to come to a precise conclusion in my viewpoint. Sorry!

BTW, spanking the monkey IS allowed, provided said monkey is not the child.




edited: my spelling sucks when it gets this late.

thats true lady j, i should have put more tought in to it .

there is a joke they say in mexico, you reminded me of it about the monkey thing. It goes like this:

"One night the husband aproached his wife in bed and she told him," sorry we can do anything" not for a week at least, and she said that every time she was "like that" the were going to have this little code going and she was going to tell him every month when the time came that " the couldnt do the laundry,the washer is broken" so the time came and the husband approached her and she said "sorry broken washer" so the husband stopped and went to sleep, two weeks later the husband aproached her again and she shaid "sorry not tonight" he was surprise and got angry and said "why not the washer cannot still be broken" and she answer "no it's not but for a little rag like that might as well wash it by hand"


well i figure if i cant make good polls i might as well try comedy :wink: