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Fri 22 Jul, 2005 04:49 pm
Most people have heard the one about creating your porn star name from your first pet and mother's maiden name. (Mine is Marmalade Stewart, if any cares)
I recently heard two new ones, which thought I'd share, as I found them mildly amusing.
West Indian Cricketer
Forename: US president when you were born.
Surname: The last coastal town you visited.
Star Wars
Forename: The model of your first car/motorbike.
Surname: The name of the last medication you took.
Mine are:
Ford Scarborough
Shark Voltarol
Kennedy Dennisport (my husband is Johnson Dennisport)
Vega Unithroid
John Lyme Regis
Vauxhall Paracetomol
My porn star name is already a matter of record
Dwight Galveston.
Javelin Meclizine.
Carter Galveston
Neon Ortho-cyclen
Richard Taba
Maruti Nerofen
The Star Wars ones are cracking me up!
Reagan Ft. Bragg
Camry Ofloxacin
hahahah great thread !!!!
i loved these best -
west indian cricketer - Richard Taba
star wars - Vega Unithroid
Porn Star -- Rusty Coston
West Indian Cricketeer -- Eisenhower Anacortes
and...
(I saved the best for last!)
Star Wars -- Dart Maxalt
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