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Darwin Award ... Stupid People

 
 
Mame
 
Reply Fri 30 Jul, 2021 04:59 pm
Yes, put them all here... I mean, how stupid do you have to be?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58020967

I can't copy the article for you
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jul, 2021 05:36 pm
She's lucky to be alive.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jul, 2021 06:28 pm
@edgarblythe,
No kidding!!!

Those grizzlies are HUGE and a SOW? whoa
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jul, 2021 06:01 am
@Mame,
then sh is not a candidate, ya need to have your entire genome removed from the "active" list. Only way to do that is by death

relly stupid though. I in ber country up in N Pa at least once every quarter (sometimes more) and Im packin an I dont take selfies with black bear cubs. More people are killed by black beras than brownies or grizzlies(not sure about polars )
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2021 06:13 pm
@farmerman,
Here's something from my inbox:

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2021 07:49 pm
@Mame,
great. These can be used to pot on TRUMP lines bcause
The future is ahead of us.''
ManOfTruth
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2021 03:00 am
@farmerman,
Trump is a billionaire, are you?

Seems like he's smarter than you.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2021 03:24 am
@farmerman,
Trump is the biggest pile of **** ever to walk the Earth, a loser and criminal who lost a fortune and drove others into bankruptcy.

A traitor whose sole aim in life was to lick the **** from Putin's arse and surrender to the Taliban.
ManOfTruth
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2021 03:34 am
@izzythepush,
Are you a billionaire?

Seems that Trump is doing much better than you.

Why are you so jealous and spiteful?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2021 04:47 am
@izzythepush,

ooh look, ^ someone got triggered.

yet another MAGA moron who attacks those who dare criticize #Loser45 ...
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