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Favorite MILF(s)?

 
 
Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 06:35 pm
So we've had threads asking who you think is the hottest celebrity, ect...throw a little spin on it: MILF's.

Who's your favorite MILF's? For those who don't know, it technically means "Mother I'd Like to F#$k," however it usually implies an older woman. So to me, late 30's to 40's qualifies.

My vote goes to Tori Amos. I know there's a lot hotter celebrities out there, but it's one of those "something about her" things. Plus watching her in concert(yes, I've been, AND I'm straight) straddle a bench bucking her hips around while playing a piano and organ at the same time with hair flairing all over was pretty sexy.

I used to dig Helen Hunt when I was in high school early college too. MILF's rule.

This is Tori:

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Tori-Amos-photo/48256C71003578A24825688F0025F6B2/$file/tori+amos.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 06:38 pm
Put me down for this old bird....

http://www.livetheatregang.com/_borders/Mommab.jpg
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 06:41 pm
Those be some DSL's if I've ever seen 'em.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:40 pm
Oh my, you both have odd tastes in women....

How about Kathleen Turner?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:42 pm
Kathleen Turner is too skinny for my tastes.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:43 pm
http://www.mercedesslips.com/Catherine-Zeta-Jones.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:44 pm
Oh, come on, Slappy - late 30's isn't old enough! Isn't the MILF supposed to be old enough to be the f_er's mother?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:45 pm
And what does that mean, shewolf?

Is that your fantasy woman?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:46 pm
quak gustav, she's not skinny

http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_368942.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
You're right. Ok.... I'll do her.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
And what does that mean, shewolf?

Is that your fantasy woman?


:drooling:

uhh,, hell yeah.
If I were a man, OY - mercy me...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:50 pm
and how about some foreign ladies?

Juilette Binochet

http://photo.sohu.com/20040722/Img221145884.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:53 pm
..or a real sexy lady: Fanny Ardant, she's 50 +

http://img.tfd.com/thumb/9/91/FannyArdant.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:55 pm
Isabella Rossolini.http://www.geocities.com/isabellarossellini4/pictures/085.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:56 pm
http://www.china.org.cn/images/125357.jpg

I did my teacher once. She was older and very passionate. Afterwards she began to chant "Gustav is number one! Gustav is number one!"

I felt very proud at that moment. You might say I felt like a stallion.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:57 pm
That falls under community service gustav.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:58 pm
That's a great picture of Isabella Rosselini littlek.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 07:59 pm
I loed that one, sorry it's so big.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 08:05 pm
oh, maybe Slappy meant this woman (last name = Milf):

http://www.pacificlife.com/NR/rdonlyres/3525FBE0-B649-479F-9DF7-C4DE60478DB4/0/Milfs_web.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2005 08:12 pm
I heard a knock on my door. I reached the door and opened the security slat. It was Priscilla, from down the road....

http://www.konradperlmanphotographer.com/sitebuilder/images/Wrinkled_Woman2-83x137.jpg

"May I come in for sex and cookies, Gustav?"

I let her in and drilled her for a good twenty two minutes.

Then, onto the cookies.
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