Hottie Stalking Me!!!!

>whew<

i thought i was busted

Not a deep familiarity with porn leads me to ask, naah, never mind. SLappy is probably doing budgets today and hes just looking to have us feed his ADD

Perhaps midgets prefer amoeba porn?

midgets have sex??

That 'normal people' porn comment was a tad unPC!!

But I heard Vern Troyer(Minnie Me) say that he likes tall girls so Id imagine he'd like tall porn.

One of the Umpa Lumpas form the original Charlie and the chocolate factory film is married to a 'normal' height lady.
Maybe he has something that you 'normal' guys dont!!


Dare you to approach a midget and ask them.

Yeah... the correct term is "real people."

i think its call girls, not tall girls...

real people only to the Umpa Loompas

Umpa Loompas are great for oral sex
they dont even need to get on thier knees

Unless they're with another umpa loompa, of course.

Umpa loompa chat up line:-

"Can I stick my Willy Wonka in your Chocolate Factory?"

Touche.