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I have finally hit the big time.

 
 
Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 02:14 pm
One of the baddest of the badass rappers here on A2K, theprofessor, has done a little sumpn' sumpn' about me. I just thought I'd share it with you, since I consider this one of the highest honors there is. Yeah, booooy!!!

theprofessor wrote:
kickycan
no man
lost in neverland
cmon peter pan
battle me
thatll be your dooms day
you gay
u like to play with dick
i say thats sick
a dropkick
to your optic
your saying stop it
i drop spit
like a tsunami
turn your brain to oragami
you racist like tommy hilfiger
you fuc*in wigger
your no nigga
if you were your dick would be bigger
than a toy trigger
haha
give you cock jaw
lock jaw
i have no flaws
im ominous
emaculent the way i diss
heres my ass give it a kiss
burn you to a crisp give you a lisp u wont live after this
the smokein gun is done
no one better none
i did this for fun
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 07:11 pm
Oh, I like it kicky. Now your the man! Thanks for sharing.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 07:40 pm
I'd like to hear it with the whole back beat and everything. When will this be available on CD?

Also, I can't help wondering....

Quote:
your no nigga
if you were your dick would be bigger
than a toy trigger


Is he taking "poetic license" there?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 08:12 pm
A toy trigger is considered big?

That is lyrical genius, if you ax' me.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 08:45 pm
Ummm...I don't think you read it right, Slappy. He's saying if you "were a nigga" then -- your dick would be bigger.. than a toy trigger (which is what size your dick is now -- coz' you're not a "nigga") See?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 08:48 pm
See...I told you it was genius.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 08:52 pm
I tried to battle for awhile. I thought I fucked **** up pretty good. But "Scraps" accused me of stealing his flow.

Muthafucka!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 09:07 pm
Yeah, that's a rough crowd over there in the rap thread.

Yeah, so what if my dick is the same size as a toy trigger? I'm still the man. Actually I'm not sure how big a toy trigger is. I guess it would depend on the size of the toy, right? Maybe it's a really big toy, and the trigger is huge!

Hey, it could be! Whatever, I'm still the only one who has a rap dedicated to him, and I know you feel my flow. Ha!
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2005 10:34 pm
This is true. It's impressive being the inspiration for a song. (And btw, I'm sure it is a really big toy). Goodnight!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2005 06:43 am
I like how you get accused of racism, and then he goes on to say that if you were black your dick would be bigger.
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Lady J
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2005 01:25 pm
kickycan wrote:
Yeah, that's a rough crowd over there in the rap thread.

Yeah, so what if my dick is the same size as a toy trigger? I'm still the man. Actually I'm not sure how big a toy trigger is. I guess it would depend on the size of the toy, right? Maybe it's a really big toy, and the trigger is huge!

Hey, it could be! Whatever, I'm still the only one who has a rap dedicated to him, and I know you feel my flow. Ha!


It's the "Super Soaker Deluxe", baybee!!!! Smile Smile
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