outsourcing POTUS

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> Another Competitive Sourcing initiative
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> Congress announced today that the office of the President of the United
> States (POTUS) will be outsourced overseas as of Sept 30, the end of this
> fiscal year.
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> The move is being made to save $400,000 a year in salary, help reduce a
> record $521 billion deficit expenditures and related overhead. "Cost
> savings will be significant," says Congressman Adam Smith (R-Washington)
> who, with the aid of the GAO, has studied the outsourcing of American
> jobs.
> "We simply can no longer afford this level of outlay, and remain
> competitive on the world stage," said the Congressman. Exporting American
> jobs has been a popular trend lately at the urging of President Bush and
> other leaders of his party.
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> Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of the termination of his
> position. He will receive health coverage, expenses and salary until his
> final day of employment. After that, with a two week waiting period, he
> will be eligible for $240 a week in unemployment insurance, but only for
> 13
> weeks. Unfortunately he will not be able to receive State Medicaid health
> insurance coverage as his unemployment benefits are over the currently
> mandated limit.
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> Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be
> assuming
> the office of the President (POTUS). He will receive a salary of $320 USD
> a
> month, appropriate for India, but no benefits. Due to the time difference
> Mr. Singh will be working primarily at night.
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> "I am excited to work in this position" Mr. Singh stated in an exclusive
> interview. "Working nights will let me keep my day job at the American
> Express call center.
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> Congress urged patience when calling Mr. Singh. He may not be fully aware
> of all the issues involved with his new position. A Congressional
> spokesperson noted, however the Mr. Singh has been given a script to
> follow
> that will allow him to respond to most topics of concern."
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> The spokesperson further noted the "additional savings will be realized,
> as
> these scripting tools have already been used by Mr. Bush. The scripts will
> enable Mr. Singh to provide an answer without having to fully understand
> any issue."