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The Ballerina

 
 
Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 08:50 am
A very large woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a pub in Clayton, England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The pub went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. Down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady another drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina'?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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