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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:08 pm
well what do you think? my penis is 19" long and is so embarrassing when i go anywhere, it is just so noticeable and everyone looks at it, my girl friend likes it, but is still, in away, freaked out about it, she said to start a web page, which would be porn. I would get some one to find chicks and bring them round my place then have sex with them.
I hate the idea myself, but what do you think??
We can chop some of, if you'd like to.
<holds machete behind back>
I think you should be captured and caged. Then people can pay to see you and the bearded lady at travelling carnivals.
if what you claim is true, you must face a real dilemma when people tell you to "go f**k yourself"
Ed the Ted wrote:well what do you think? my penis is 19" long
I think you forgot the decimal point between the 1 and the 9.
Good luck with that.
And give your girlfriend my condolences.
Oh brother! Not yet another one of those over-sized appendage stories again!! It's been done before
HERE, and I must say that it sits in the appropriate forum, where this one should be moved to!!!
Here we go again!
Maybe you can use it to slap yourself silly. ;-)
OMG, you guys are hilarious! ROTFLMAO!!!
ed, you better try this one on another forum.
You're clearly outta your league here.
ROFLMAO! Wow two threads on mr. penis, and no pictures.
My error, three threads and no pictures, but then we had that lovely wooden penis post! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
AngeliqueEast wrote:My error, three threads and no pictures
Hopefully, it will remain that way. Would really like to keep down my wife's lovely dinner.
I must also congratulate the moderator who quickly dispatched this silly thing to the proper forum. Thanks ever so kindly.....
Reyn, know what you mean, this is a very special forum.
My favorite thing about this thread is the title. Penis with an apostrophe.
My penis has an exclamation mark on the end...or at least I think that is what it is.
I'll now check,
Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?
I was being a bit sarcastic. My concern is that young people might be around, this is fine for adults only.
Gargamel wrote:Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?
Gargamel, you're right....you see it went orf earlier on and......
Angleique, what is "adult" about this thread?
Lord Ellpus wrote:Gargamel wrote:Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?
Gargamel, you're right....you see it went orf earlier on and......
<<crap...better make that doctor appointment....damn Lord...damn him!>>