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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:08 pm
well what do you think? my penis is 19" long and is so embarrassing when i go anywhere, it is just so noticeable and everyone looks at it, my girl friend likes it, but is still, in away, freaked out about it, she said to start a web page, which would be porn. I would get some one to find chicks and bring them round my place then have sex with them.

I hate the idea myself, but what do you think??
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:09 pm
I think that you are hallucinating! Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:51 pm
We can chop some of, if you'd like to.

<holds machete behind back>
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:06 pm
I think you should be captured and caged. Then people can pay to see you and the bearded lady at travelling carnivals.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:22 pm
if what you claim is true, you must face a real dilemma when people tell you to "go f**k yourself"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:26 pm
Ed the Ted wrote:
well what do you think? my penis is 19" long


I think you forgot the decimal point between the 1 and the 9.

Good luck with that.

And give your girlfriend my condolences.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:59 pm
Oh brother! Not yet another one of those over-sized appendage stories again!! It's been done before HERE, and I must say that it sits in the appropriate forum, where this one should be moved to!!! Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 08:27 pm
Here we go again! Rolling Eyes Maybe you can use it to slap yourself silly. ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 08:36 pm
OMG, you guys are hilarious! ROTFLMAO!!!

ed, you better try this one on another forum.
You're clearly outta your league here.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 09:25 pm
ROFLMAO! Wow two threads on mr. penis, and no pictures.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 09:29 pm
My error, three threads and no pictures, but then we had that lovely wooden penis post! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 10:28 pm
AngeliqueEast wrote:
My error, three threads and no pictures

Hopefully, it will remain that way. Would really like to keep down my wife's lovely dinner. Rolling Eyes

I must also congratulate the moderator who quickly dispatched this silly thing to the proper forum. Thanks ever so kindly.....
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 10:32 pm
Reyn, know what you mean, this is a very special forum.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 11:59 am
My favorite thing about this thread is the title. Penis with an apostrophe.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:20 pm
My penis has an exclamation mark on the end...or at least I think that is what it is.

I'll now check,
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:21 pm
Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:22 pm
I was being a bit sarcastic. My concern is that young people might be around, this is fine for adults only.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:25 pm
Gargamel wrote:
Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?


Gargamel, you're right....you see it went orf earlier on and......
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:25 pm
Angleique, what is "adult" about this thread?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 12:26 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Are you sure it's not a leaky discharge?


Gargamel, you're right....you see it went orf earlier on and......


Shocked <<crap...better make that doctor appointment....damn Lord...damn him!>>
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