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Funny and/or Stupid Online Dating Profile

 
 
Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:03 pm
A buddy of mine and me were going back and forth with stupid Ahnold quotes, and it inspired him to go on match.com and make this profile...Guy is very proud of his lats.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:24 pm
Six foot four inch professional hunk would love to meet and have a special relationship with a short blonde with good teeth and beautiful eyes. I have financial security with two homes, one on the east coast and the other on the west coast (near Hollywood). I may run for governor of Kallifornia during the next election.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:30 pm
lovely. very lovely. say, did he get any replies?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:47 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
lovely. very lovely. say, did he get any replies?


No, not yet. I did log into the account and "wink" a bunch of women. One indicated not interested. I'm shocked.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:48 pm
That is very funny.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:02 pm
Slappy, I'm sure it's not you. It's her. Don't worry about it. Women are strange.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:14 pm
Slappy, you used the lat guy's profile to wink at her?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:15 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
Slappy, I'm sure it's not you. It's her. Don't worry about it. Women are strange.


It's not me. And it's not my friend who wrote it. It's GuyDeLahandsome, and his lats.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:16 pm
Mmmhmmm.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:17 pm
littlek wrote:
Slappy, you used the lat guy's profile to wink at her?


Yes, I spent a couple minutes and winked a bunch of chicks. I wonder if any of them are bright enough to realize it's a joke.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:20 pm
Let us know what happens!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:23 pm
I don't really think anything can happen. It's just a free profile, so you can't email anyone, and I'm sure nobody would email GuyDeLahandsome, especially without a picture.

We wanted to put a picture of flexed lats from the back, but your primary photo has to be a face. Garbage.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:25 pm
Can't they respond to Guy on the site?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:26 pm
Well yea, but why would someone respond to that?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:27 pm
Because it's funny?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:32 pm
We'll see.

I was in your hood today, Harvard Sq. Had a little date with myself. Went and got a slice of pizza, bought some cd's, looked at clothes. Want to buy a necklace but didn't find anything. Crazy day.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:33 pm
Yeah, sounds crazy - woohoo.

Where'd you go for pizza? Where'd you check out clothes?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:42 pm
That pizza place in The Garage, then Urban Outfitters. Was only down there for about 1 hour and got bored.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 04:43 pm
Hmm, I haven't eaten at that pizza place in a couple years.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 01:23 pm
This has made my day.

All is right with the world.
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