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When my father was a young boy in a small village in Canada, he had a sister who had a friend, we'll call her harriet. Each day dad had to pile horse maneur up aside of the old shed in the field. well not having video games or nintendo as we do today, the children created their own form of entertainment. On this day dad told Harriet to climb the shed, it was simple, up the tree and on the shed we go, he told her to jump and he would catch he. Well harriet finally agreed to jump and dad loving a good joke made Harriet it by running when she landed in the pile of maneur making her the horses ass.

Dad laughed each time he told this story.