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Wed 6 Jul, 2005 08:56 am
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...Playing football without protecting one's nuts properly.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 2 minutes.
Very cute, Lord Ellpus. Just like you.
If I knew how to work those bloody Emoticons, I would display one that expresses a state of mild arousal.
9. CAR (cah) n.
Female...A complicated & frequently irritating machine that transports one from place to place.
Male...A complicated & fascinating machine that simultaneously provides cheap thrills & social status while contributing to the extension of one's member.
THAT'S THE ONE! Clever sod.
Is there anything else that your Lordship requires of this humble Colonist?
Now dont get cocky, or I'll double your taxes and send Prince Charles over there to live for a while.
Intrepid wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:If I knew how to work those bloody Emoticons, I would display one that expresses a state of mild arousal.
That's the one that came to mind for me as well! Good job, Intrepid! :wink:
And dearest Lord,
You may keep Charles as long as your country desires. We have plenty living off of our governments money for nothing plan without adding another high maintenance one to the mix!
A fully equipped Duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and Dukes are just as great a terror, and they last longer.
-- David Lloyd George
may Lord bless and keep Prince Charles..... far away from us!
yes, I did steal that from the Fiddler on the Roof.
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