Omg you could swat the flys with those flamingos and save the bodies in those fruits.
Re fly swatters, we had one or 2 sitting on top of the fridge. We never really had flys, but Kirk would keep them there because he would do something that would make me laugh.
He would take one and sit out on the front porch with it, and a cup of coffee. When I would pull up in the car he’d pretend to swat at flies like one of those crazy old men in a trailer park or something.