Great Games to Play With Children

Today I went to the beach with a friend of mine, and he brought his two daughters. One of them is five and the other is about three. I love to play with those kids. Today I was playing this game where every so often, when they would come up to me and ask me a question, I would respond by yelling at them until they would burst into tears.

For example, the older one came up to me at one point and said, "Can I bury you in the sand, Kicky?" I turned on her immediately and shouted at the top of my lungs, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM YOU LITTLE #$%$@#ING %$%@! SOME KIND OF A %$@#!ING PIECE OF CAT @%#@! THAT YOU CAN JUST BURY IN THE !#%@$ING SAND! HUH! WELL?! ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE--"

Well, suddenly she burst into tears, began screaming, and ran to hide behind her mother. I went over there a couple moments later, laughing so hard I thought my side would split, and tried to tell her it was just a game, but she didn't get why it was so funny.

Oh, the fun I had with those kids. Kids. They are just simply precious. Precious as pie, I tell ya.

Do you have any fun games that you like to play with children?