why did the chicken cross the road (with a political twist)

George Bush: "The chicken is either with us or with them. If it's on
that side then he will be destroyed."

Ronald Reagan: "I forgot."

Martin Luther King: "I have a dream where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called in question."

Richard Nixon: "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road."

Nelson Mandela: "It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow
chicken."

Bill Clinton: "I did not have any sexual relations with that chicken!"

Mugabe: "Stop that chicken ! It must be repossessed together with the
farm it belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going
to. And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's
nobody's business what I do in my country. It is the Brittish's fault
for bringing chickens here anyway."