@izzythepush,
Another plausible explanation would be that the virus was created by some scientists who don't want imbecile leaders ruling this planet and telling us how to live. And these scientists happen to be the grasping hedonists who feel compelled to rack up a fistful of financial gains from hawking some " medicine ". To that end, they decided to work with a biotechnology firm to produce a virus like this. Soon after, a situation came up: the scientists found themselves caught up in a turf war because some of them had been hired by different groups representing their own national interests. Sensing that he couldn't lead this team, the leader of these scientists Baddie, who had been jilted by his Chinese girlfriend living in Wuhan, decided to get even on her first. To his dismay, the Chinese found a way to contain the spread of this virus, and even sent its doctors to Europe to help some European nations cope with the crisis. Incensed, he decided to put in a call to president Swamp , telling him that he had a gift for him.. " All you have to do is ask Nurdoch to appoint me as the new CEO of Zox News, sir. And I promise you that I will use it as a channel through which China's critics bash China with glee day in and day out, he told Swamp
Hearing this, Swamp accepted the offer, after which they met somewhere in North Korea. Arriving in North Korea, Baddie found Swamp waiting for him with the portly Kim Jong-uu and the bikini-clad Butin in tow. Agitated, Baddie peered at Swamp. They shook hands and even kissed each other, whereupon they ambled into a room adorned with the national flags of North Korea and Jussia. The room had been outfitted with a flat-screen TV; a reporter working for Zox News happened to be slating China on TV. Baddie, Swamp and Butin grinned after seeing this, their eyes crinkled up. Tilting his head to one side, Swamp looked into a mirror bolted to the wall.
" Too bad it's just fake news, Swamp said disconsolately. " That Goldberg is decidedly gormless for making up something like this," he added, glowering at the mirror deliberately, as if Goldberg were doing the same thing to Swamp.
