Where is the moustache used?

Let's hear it for the Womb Broom!

We knew that from your photo.

I've donated $10.00 to the Tourette Syndrome Research Institute in your dick's name.

How do you know the name of my penis?

Did we date?

(... and you might be unclear about what Tourette's syndrome is)

Simple, $10,000 donation and some verse.

He's wrinkly bald and yellow
Is Max's cheesy little fellow.

Can't understand a thing you're saying.

You do know Demosthenes used pebbles, right?

I'm quite clear on what Tourettes is. I'm commenting on your attempt at shocking people with your vocabulary. I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

Certainly got that right, bobsal.

As for me and my avatar, it ain't me, it's my favorite occasionally depressed author of late, Fyodor Dostoevsky (though I suspect you know that).

Don't be too hard on him, the first time I found out about things like that I wanted to tell everyone too.

It looks like the Izzy fanboy club is in session.

Into necrophilia I see. So that's how you get girlfriends.

So, let me get this straight...

You're someone that bangs on and on about how he's for gender equality as a major form of virtue signalling.

Now you, a cisgender man, are attempting to insult another cisgender man by claiming you slept with his mother.

So you're totally against misogyny and you love gender equality except you're allowed make a joke containing a sexual claim to a woman's body in an attempt to insult another man?

Oh boy the veil sure dropped there, Max; I had to set aside the grandma ick for that one.

You just prove time and time again that all of your supposed anti-misogyny sentiments are nothing but virtue signalling while you continue your usual misogynistic crap.

Like... do you not read what you're writing?

Do you not read how creepy you are?

Are you literally that self-unaware my GOD

Dear Kid,

Your dad is a self-righteous prick. He throws punches, he should be able to take them. If he can't take them, then he should stop being such a bully. In case you don't know, what I am doing is called "playing the dozens" in the United States. He made a joke about my penis being "cheesy", I returned the insult saying his "momma" thought it was "gouda". A stupid joke... an a mom joke... but that is how it goes.

Apparently it hurt your dads feelings. I hope your dad didn't ask you to come fight his battles for him. You did jump in right away. I would never ask my kids to get in the middle of my fights.. in fact, quite the opposite. I clean up my own messes.

If he is throwing a punch, and then hiding behind his kid... that's just pathetic. If he were a man, he would ask you to stay out of it.

If he doesn't want to play the game, he should stop throwing punches himself.