I see. Ya know, since anvil is only prescribed for STD related groin itches, I feel inclined to believe that you anticipated the need for them, but I will refrain from asking you about that because it's none of my business, and I'm not here to judge.
And not to pile on you, but you did just say that you keep the anvils in your medicine cabinet . . . which means that before acquiring the anvils, you had to have prepared your medicine cabinet to hold them by reinforcing the hell out of it.
But once again, I'm not here to judge.