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Tue 14 Jun, 2005 12:48 pm
Hey, one of our biggest icons is not a boy diddler, well, at least according to the court. What better time to share our favorite jokes about our beloved child molester?
What does caviar and MJ have in common?
--They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong, and MJ?
--One was the first person to walk on the moon, the other bangs little kids.
What did the mother say to MJ on the beach?
--Hey! Get out of my son!
What time is bed time at the MJ household?
--When the big hand touches the little hand.
Proceed.
Someone (BVT?) said Michael wore his best nose to yesterday's verdict.
Heeheehee...great thread idea. I'll be back!
How did MJ get food poisoning?
He ate a five year old weiner.
The Jackson family trip to Spain.
Michael kept having to go to the hospital with back pain. Of course he has back pain, that's what happens when you spend your days bending over saying "What's your name?".
What's MJ's favorite card game?
Strip Go Fish
I was thinking. Now that MJ isn't going to have much luck getting sleepover guests, he's going to have to resort to some creative measures.
Like join the Catholic priesthood.
1) Alter boys.
2) It's acceptable...dammit, it's EXPECTED of priests to diddle little boys.
He's in like Flynn.
Why did MJ wear his PJs to court? -
He wanted to remind the 13 yr old of the fun times at Neverland.
Wow...Jay Leno actually has some funny quotes.
I know one that really grossed me out:
Whats brown and in a kids pants?
MJ's hand.
And the oldie:
Why did MJ go to Kmart?
-He heard boy's pants were half off.
9 minute video clip of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog outside the courtroom making fun of the Jackson supporters....damn funny:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935?showw=no&refsite=6721&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12
Why was MJ not scared of his accusers testamony?
he knew the boy didnt have the balls to tell the truth
pragmatic, Jackson has white hands. Well, when they're clean, they're white.
God, I love that Triumph dog!!!
Headline from "The Onion":
"Enchanted by Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self"
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