spendius wrote:There's no apostrophe in "waters" you blithering idiot.
Now Spendius, and hello friends of the forum,
Speaking to you Spendius, you old goat! If either myself, or any other reading member of A2K from reading capabilities upwards, were to comment on your English literature capabilities, to say nothing of your numerous spelling errors, missed spacings and general punctuation. It would create more havock than an outbreak of rabies in Battersea Dog's Home.
When your reading material expires, you may wish to enter the realms of the real world. Not playing with a leggo kit, from dawn till dusk, in between moronic boozing sessions in a town, probably Bradford at that which is renown for dishing out The Taxpayer's money in a benevolent manner under the guise of benefits.
You are no doubt familiar with every number on every application form for support, to say nothing of being in receipt of a senior citizen's pension, heating allowance, bus and rail passes, free spectacles, free medicine and all the medical clinic, hospital, and ambulance assistances for your personal comfort.
It is high time you took stock of yourself old chap, have you cleaned yourself up and had a shave since we last had discussion. One may consider it would be a simple task to drive around Bradford until you were discovered, alas, there are hundred's if not thousand's of your description in that gloomy county of ill repute.
Have you ever thought of emigrating Spendius?