@JGoldman10,
JGoldman10 wrote:
Are YOU a Christian? If not, it's not your place to try to tell Christians what to do.
Have you tried living like Christ? I have. It's not easy.
Start with breakfast. Tea or coffee, what would Jesus do? he wouldn't have either, none of that in 1st Century Palestine. So what. Wine, that's what. Wine for breakfast.
To be honest I had initially felt rather dubious about taking on the role of Christ but after a couple of bottles I really warmed to the idea.
It was just as well, because I was out of wine and needed to get more if I was really going to appreciate all Mel Gibson has done for us. On the way to Waitrose I spotted a bloke in a wheelchair. What would Jesus do?
Cure the bastard. So I did, only he wasn't having any of it the ungrateful git. I cured him, tipped him out of his chair and then commanded he got up. That's when things got really nasty, and I was reminded of how Christ too had suffered a load of insults from the ignominious.
I told him that's what he got for being a ******* Atheist and went on my way.
Outside Waitrose there were a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses. What would Jesus do? Well seeing as Jesus had left his wallet at home his only option would be to command his followers to get the wine for him. I said, 'I'm Jesus, I've been on the wine and I've cured that miserable bastard over there. I command you to go into Waitrose and get me a couple of boxes of JP Chenet pronto."
He then muttered something about living like Jesus not meaning getting pissed and arguing with people. So I said "Who's ******* Jesus here, me or you?"
And that's when I got arrested, because the ungrateful atheist I cured had called the old bill on me.
In view of what you said to Tsar, I have lived like Jesus, I have suffered like Jesus, I have cured the sick like Jesus, suffered insults like Jesus, and been imprisoned like Jesus, just for being Jesus.
You've not done that, so it's not your place to tell Christians what to do, it's mine, and Tsar and Chai are spot bloody on.