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INTREPID vs. WILLIAM SHATNER.

 
 
Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 02:30 am
I am so pleased that our Intrepid took the advice on the William Shatner/Avatar thing , (well, technically it was Setanta that mentioned Shatner in the first place, after I had told Mr I that he should never consider using Celine Dion.....thanks Set!).

The problem is that, every time I see Shatner's face, I'm reminded of the Wierd Al Yankovic Ebay song..............go to :-

http://www.imagestorepro.com/ebaysong.html ....then look at the little picture on the centre of the page, and press play.

Excerpt :-
"Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

Absolutely brilliant.....and SOOOO true!

Who should Intrepid use as his NEXT Avatar?
Who or what would be most annoying/pleasing/funny etc? (Dion and Shatner excluded, of course)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 04:48 am
Re: INTREPID vs. WILLIAM SHATNER.
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I am so pleased that our Intrepid took the advice on the William Shatner/Avatar thing , (well, technically it was Setanta that mentioned Shatner in the first place, after I had told Mr I that he should never consider using Celine Dion.....thanks Set!).


Hey, he actually did have Celine the Québec Horror for an avatar before he switched to James Tiberius Kirk--at least we're seeing some improvement. Who knows, mayhap he'll got to Michael J. Fox next . . .
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 05:10 am
This coming from a guy that has had a complete body makeover on this avatar and another that has changed to a ugly poodle and cute brown dog! :-)

Since my selection of avatar is of such great joy and amusement to you both, I will gladly indulge your fancy. Enjoy it while you can.
Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 05:55 am
Your cordial good humor, and willingness to accede to our wishes do you credit . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 06:03 am
Red hair doesn't suit you, Intrepid.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 07:36 am
Maybe a big, hunky Lumberjack might be better Mr I, although since my virility makeover, I thought my luck would change, but I havent had ONE SINGLE OFFER !!....... (well, a couple of PM's were very suggestive, although I would have preferred it if those messages were from FEMALE A2K members.
I consider that it is their loss though, as they have most probably missed out on what could have been the most exciting 90 seconds of their lives.

What other famous Canadians are out there, Mr I ?, as we may be able to vote on them for you, or something.

We are sincere in our desire to help you.......honest.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 08:16 am
Unfortunately, Paul Bunyan is American. Canada has famous people too numerous to mention. I will, however, provide you with a short list of some of them.

Bryan Adams. Pamela Anderson, Paul Anka, Jann Arden, Dan Aykroyd, Margaret Atwood, Donovan Bailey, Conrad Bain, Robert Bateman, Gil Bellows, Conrad Black, Rachel Blanchard, Kurt Browning, Genevieve Bujold, Raymond Burr, James Cameron, Neve Campbell, John Candy, Tantoo Cardinal, Emily Carr, Jim Carrey, Kim Cattral, Thomas Chong, Bruce Cockburn, Leonard Cohen, David Cronenberg, Hume Croyn, James Doohan, Colleen Dewhurst, Celine Dion, Linda Evangelista, David Foley, Megan Fellows, Glenn Ford, Michael J. Fox, Marc Garneau, Bruno Gerussi, Scott Goodyear, Graham Greene, Lorne Greene, Paul Gross, Monty Hall, Alan Hamel, Phil Hartman, Doug Henning, Ferguson Jenkins, Norman Jewison, Margot Kidder, Eugene Levy, Gordon Lightfoot, Art Linkletter, Rich Little, Howie Mandel, Andrea Martin, John McCrea, Lorne Michaels, Rick Moranis, Farley Mowat, Mike Myers, Kate Nelligan, Leslie Nielson, Catherine O'Hara, Brian Orser, Matthew Perry, Mary Pickford, Walter Pidgeon, Gorden Pinsent, Christopher Plummer, Jason Priestley, Keanu Reeves, Paul Schaffer, Monika Schnarre, William Shatner
Helen Shaver, Martin Short, Frank Shuster, Jay Silverheels, Marc Singer, Steve Smith, David Steinberg, Elvis Stoyko, Donald Sutherland, Alan Thicke, Dave Thomas, Scott Thompson, Jennifer Tilly, Meg Tilly, Alex Trebek, Shannon Tweed, John Vernon, Gilles Villeneuve, Jacques Villeneuve, Johnny Wayne, Al Waxman, Fay Wray, Neil Young, Kevin Zegers.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:09 am
Hmmmm.........although Pamela Anderson would be good, I dont think that you'd fit her on an Avatar.

Jay Silverheels sounds cool though....

P.s. Is that Al Waxman, or A1. Waxman, 'cos if it's A.1., it sounds like he's got the ideal job.

Later edit:- My god!! I've just googled Jay Silverheels and he looks just like Tonto !

Remarkable.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:34 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Hmmmm.........although Pamela Anderson would be good, I dont think that you'd fit her on an Avatar.

Jay Silverheels sounds cool though....

P.s. Is that Al Waxman, or A1. Waxman, 'cos if it's A.1., it sounds like he's got the ideal job.

Later edit:- My god!! I've just googled Jay Silverheels and he looks just like Tonto !

Remarkable.


We could use just a head shot of Pamela ;-)
AL Waxman
Gosh! Tonto IS Jay Silverheels :-)
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:42 am
How come Margaret Trudeau isn't on that list of famous Canadians? She's certainly deserving...
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 11:29 am
D'artagnan wrote:
How come Margaret Trudeau isn't on that list of famous Canadians? She's certainly deserving...


What did she do? Other than marry a Prime Minister? Oh, I haven't forgotten the book. Surprised

Besides, if I won't use Pamela Anderson for an avatar, I certainly will not use Margaret (Trudeau) Kemper.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 11:39 am
No problem. I prefer John Candy, anyhow...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 02:34 pm
The King of Kensington! he'd be like the totally best Canajun avatar!


(used to see Al and his gang on Saturday mornings at a restaurant called The Bagel near the real Kensington Market during the 90's. RIP King)
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 02:45 pm
ehBeth wrote:
The King of Kensington! he'd be like the totally best Canajun avatar!


(used to see Al and his gang on Saturday mornings at a restaurant called The Bagel near the real Kensington Market during the 90's. RIP King)


Al was one of the great ones!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 02:50 pm
Yup. I'm sad that I never got to see him on the stage. He was supposed to have quite the presence.

I still miss seeing him when I go to The Bagel.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 02:58 pm
and only 65 when he died... so young
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 04:56 pm
ohhhhhhh, you look gorgeous, Intrepid.

Love that King.

<sigh>

Quote:
"When he walks down the street
He smiles at everyone.
Everyone that he meets
Calls him 'King of Kensington'.

He says helping people always brings him luck
But his mother tells a slightly different story
He's the only king around without a buck.

He's a man among men, the people's champion
And when destiny calls him
He's King of Kensington"




http://www.makinghappy.com/archive/000010.php
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 05:00 pm
http://www.forgetmagazine.com/021501.htm

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Waxman was more than just an overweight, yet strangely attractive television actor. He was more than just the grizzled forerunner to othered grizzled authority figures in primetime TV shows, the finest of which is crusty Adam Schiff on Law and Order, who I hear has been replaced by a Diane Wiest, a considerable step down, because Al was unavailable. He was Canada, and that keeps a man busy.

I am tempted to blow out of this dump right now. Pick up one of those ice breakers and strap it to the front of whatever vehicle is available: your Nova maybe. Put her to the boards until we reach Toronto and beat the city, smoke some cigarettes and line up for my cheese end. And stroll through the Market, and bring those words to my lips again, and sing for the merchants more than anyone, more than Al. Sing so they know that the King, though he is dead, still has subjects who remember, and mourn. And that if they asked me right now I'd unzip my jacket and go for that walk again, and sing that song, and I can be King again, if only for that one day.

Send word,
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:00 pm
Quote:
ohhhhhhh, you look gorgeous, Intrepid.

Love that King.


Well I, err he, was much younger then. :-)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:14 pm
I'm smiling every time I see the King.

Very Happy
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