@blatham,
blatham wrote:
You oughta write lyrics for Disney films.
And you oughta take your preening self-regard down a notch or two, or venture out to a real field of rhetorical battle where it can be truly tested. It's not that difficult to be a clever wag in an obscure internet discussion forum with the likes of...well, you can guess who I might name. I bet you dominate the Toronto Junior High All-Star Debate Team.