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Giving 100%

 
 
Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 05:49 pm
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 06:02 pm
I've always made it a point ot never exceed 3%.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 06:07 pm
Like dys, I never put off until tomorrow what I can put off until day after tomorrow.
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fishin
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 06:38 pm
S+C+R+E+W+I+N+G+O+F+F
19+3+18+5+23+9+14+7+15+6+6 = 125%

And yet my boss says I don't put enough effort into things! Feh!
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