Hot Women & Freaks in Relationships!

Ummm,
Yes,
and yes...
I need to think about the freakiest.

I'll be back.

Oh yeah I think you started to tell me before...

And somehow its comforting to note you did not tame them...

Jeezus, you gotta think about it that long? How many you gotta think through, Tamer? :wink:

I may have to do this one post at a time.

Summer of my 17th year, Seduced by an incredibly beautiful Latina classmate... Wake up after a night of wild , simian sex to find that she was shaving my "private area" with an old fashioned razor and strop.
Says she, "Am I making you nervous ?"
I honestly can't remember my reply, but I did survive intact.
I awoke on another occasion with her, done up in ladies makeup. Eyeliner, lipstick... the whole nine yards.

It pays to stay awake o my brothers.

Nice, LT.

Oh yeah. I've woken up to the makeup on my face deal. And hair braided too.

But not the straight razor! Gawd no, not the straight razor!

Wasn't Ms. Bobbit Latina? Hmmmmm....

Anyway, looking forward to your series of posts! You're committed now, you must post, no false promises my brother... :wink:

Ladies, you can be taking notes--in fact, share with us the wildest thing you've ever done with your guy(s)--consider it doing your good deed for the day--its all educational for making relationships better, etc.

About a year later...
Daughter of a southern baptist minister.
She was into VERY heavy petting.
Bruises and bite marks were OK, just no penetration.
That one didn't go so well.

She was a little bit of a rebel, but knew which side her bread was buttered upon....

Ahhh memories.

Yeah....do you ever wonder about some of your former crazies

"I wonder where there are now?"

Wouldn't it be nice to see like a documentary of "Whatever Happened To..." and it would be all your former girlfriends. Maybe it'd be a horror show though.

Some of them I've been with....geez they must be with bikers or a millionaire or in prison or a psyche ward or something. Or not. Maybe cocktail waitressing. Can do that forever I guess.

I hire a staff of agents to keep tabs on mine. Nothing like a walk in the garden with gunfire to spoil an otherwise nice day.

I still wonder...

What poor bastard ended up with " HER".

Uh, I've dated both.

Very hot and VERY smart, ugly and VERY dumb, I don't discriminate.

I was dating this hot girl once and I couldn't figure out why she was so... inexperienced. I figured a good looking girl like this should have men all over her. Then I got to know her a little bit. Psycho with a capitol crazy. Almost turned into a stalking incident. Last I heard she moved up to minneapolis and was working at some huge porn mall... turned into a real freak.

I was 16, he was 25, we met in the Neighborhood, he was a Neighbor. When he sat in church with me, he would rub my thi, and lick my neck, then he would suggest having sex in the restroom. He turned out to be my Girlfriends Brother, I didn't reconize him, because he shaved his head. Latter on I found out he was with the White Surpremest at that time.

um, ...

And what did you think of that?

How long ago was that?

I enjoyed the rubbing and licking, even though it freaked me out. This gave me the assumtion that he's a sicko, so I had my Father give him a very good bye. About nine years ago.

Yeah...sounds kinda cool.

But with a white supremacist in church...
that part doesn't turn most people on much probably

Geez, a white supremacist dentist. I'd hate to be of color and walk in as one of his patients needing a root canal....

"What?" This has nothing to do with the Dentist I recently dated.

Oops.

Getting them crossed.

My apologies.

That would be kind of cool though, on a weird level.

Its funny, when I was thinking of all that, I started thinking "wow this is the first white supremacist dentist I've heard of--what a combo"--in any event sorry.

Still, just getting crazy with a white supremacist in a church....whoa

well, people have done much crazier--thats a new twist though.