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Why Bush Can't Find bin Laden

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not2know
 
Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:21 pm
http://www.topplebush.com/humor/cantfindBinladen.jpg


now seriously boys and girls, why can't bush find Bin-Laden, any ideas ?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:24 pm
Because the bush family fortunes and the bin laden fortunes are too tightly entwined. Bin laden gets a free pass.
Money and personal gain...that's what bush cares about and that's his assignment from higher up.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:27 pm
Because bin Laden is not in Iraq with the WoMD.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:30 pm
The always leave the lens caps on for photo ops! Cuts down on the glare.

sheese.
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:38 pm
I was hoping you might be able to help me with something I've been wondering about. Why is it that after WW2, the entire world failed to ever find Josef Mengele, the Auschwitz Angel of Death?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 03:52 pm
Because bin Laden is really Dick Cheney in disguise, and he's at an undisclosed location?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 04:12 pm
roger wrote:
The always leave the lens caps on for photo ops! Cuts down on the glare.

sheese.


Really? You have to admit it looks hilarious though, doesn't it?

Lol - did you mean sheesh?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 04:13 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Because bin Laden is really Dick Cheney in disguise, and he's at an undisclosed location?


Isn't Cheney too short?

Oh wait - he's wearing lifts in his sandals when he is Bin Laden, right?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 04:40 pm
So Cheney Laden is a short, thin man whose acting range falls within socially inept and creepy.

Uh oh.

Steve Buscemi is public enemy number one.

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_369109.jpg
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 05:14 pm
roger wrote:
The always leave the lens caps on for photo ops! Cuts down on the glare.

sheese.


No, no... Those aren't binoculars! They are those stereo view things. Probably looking at Disney characters and making a choice between Goofy and Daffy Duck.
Laughing

He can't find him cause he is not looking for him. Too busy running the affairs in Iraq at the moment.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 05:22 pm
Brandon9000 wrote:
I was hoping you might be able to help me with something I've been wondering about. Why is it that after WW2, the entire world failed to ever find Josef Mengele, the Auschwitz Angel of Death?


Well, actually he was captured and held as a prisoner of war for a short time, but his identity was not discovered so he was finally released. There were thousands of refugees after the war and it was easy to slip through the cracks. He relocated to Argentina and lived in various places in South America under different aliases. If our modern network of intelligence <?>, computer databases, etc. etc. had been available 60 years ago, he probably would have been captured.

Have I answered the question to your satisfaction, Brandon?
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:13 pm
Osama has already been captured and the US government is simply waiting to bring him out before the elections to guarantee a Bush win, er no, wait, I mean win Bush needs a boost in his ratings, er, uh, no when, uh...wait, maybe he is still hiding ir dead...
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:20 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:21 pm
McGentrix wrote:
Osama has already been captured and the US government is simply waiting to bring him out before the elections to guarantee a Bush win, er no, wait, I mean win Bush needs a boost in his ratings, er, uh, no when, uh...wait, maybe he is still hiding ir dead...


I can understand your confusion.
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:26 pm
Now if you could explain Howard Dean's confusion LOL.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:41 pm
I'm Dick Cheney, the real Dick Cheney
All you other Dick Cheney's
Are just imitating
So won't the real Dick Cheney
Please stand up
Please stand up

I'm Dick Cheney is a real, honest to dog song, and was in the Dr. Demento top ten last year.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 06:49 pm
Setanta wrote:
I'm Dick Cheney, the real Dick Cheney
All you other Dick Cheney's
Are just imitating
So won't the real Dick Cheney
Please stand up
Please stand up

I'm Dick Cheney is a real, honest to dog song, and was in the Dr. Demento top ten last year.


Laughing
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not2know
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 04:47 am
actually, bush is working undercover, i am surprised you people didn't know, we must give him full credit for that.

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Osama/bush_under_cover.jpg
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:27 am
Intrepid wrote:
Brandon9000 wrote:
I was hoping you might be able to help me with something I've been wondering about. Why is it that after WW2, the entire world failed to ever find Josef Mengele, the Auschwitz Angel of Death?


Well, actually he was captured and held as a prisoner of war for a short time, but his identity was not discovered so he was finally released. There were thousands of refugees after the war and it was easy to slip through the cracks. He relocated to Argentina and lived in various places in South America under different aliases. If our modern network of intelligence <?>, computer databases, etc. etc. had been available 60 years ago, he probably would have been captured.

Have I answered the question to your satisfaction, Brandon?

But how could it be that with so many people looking, they couldn't bring him to justice over such a length of time???
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:43 am
weren't really looking that hard and some secret under the table deal was done is my best guess, same as OBL.

Probably Mengle knew the location of every skeleton in every closet, again like OBL, and best thing was deemed to let him disappear without a trace either dead or alive but keep it a question mark to be dragged out when advantageous, again just like OBL.
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