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Spendius, are you sure you're not American girl posing as an Englishman?
But wait. Of course. I'm sorry. How could I have forgotten? American girls and English men are roughly equivalent. Perhaps thats why American girls often like Englishmen--the curious ones can have a near lesbian experience without actually going so far as to be with another woman by simply being with an Englishman!

The latest research on male sexual performance indices shows that the British are world leaders.

The international average is 5.4 mins.

British men at 7.6 mins.

Americans at 7.0 mins.

Spanish 5.8 mins

Dutch 5.1 mins.

Turks at 3.7 mins.(so much for "young Turks).

Another finding was that the time decreased with age from 6.5 mins (18-30) to 4.3 mins for 51+.

The Dutch and British scientists (sic) also said that more research is needed which is only to be expected as they likely work on the same principles as the Cambridge Philosophy (Department.

I often wondered why I experienced so much consumer demand when I was in my prime.

These figures,and I presume they are fairly accurate, show that sex is becoming a little more like blowing the nose than it used to be.It would be interesting to see the latest figures on frequency.The last statistics I saw claimed twice per month as the average here in Britain.Running the figures together it will be seen that 15 mins. per month is the norm which makes the case for celibacy,considering the working time involved in obtaining these desultory marital rights,better than any intellectual arguments centred around physical and mental ennervation,general dangers and mess.

Perhaps if the period of half-time in football matches was extended an improvement could be expected.

I am aware,of course,that threaders are above average people and thus these statistics will not be applicable to them as can be proved by the attitudes expressed here.(Assuming of course that these are scientifically verifiable.)

The latest research on male sexual performance indices shows that the British are world leaders.

The international average is 5.4 mins.

British men at 7.6 mins.

Americans at 7.0 mins.

Spanish 5.8 mins

Dutch 5.1 mins.

Turks at 3.7 mins.(so much for "young Turks).

Another finding was that the time decreased with age from 6.5 mins (18-30) to 4.3 mins for 51+.

The Dutch and British scientists (sic) also said that more research is needed which is only to be expected as they likely work on the same principles as the Cambridge Philosophy (Department.

I often wondered why I experienced so much consumer demand when I was in my prime.

These figures,and I presume they are fairly accurate, show that sex is becoming a little more like blowing the nose than it used to be.It would be interesting to see the latest figures on frequency.The last statistics I saw claimed twice per month as the average here in Britain.Running the figures together it will be seen that 15 mins. per month is the norm which makes the case for celibacy,considering the working time involved in obtaining these desultory marital rights,better than any intellectual arguments centred around physical and mental ennervation,general dangers and mess.

Perhaps if the period of half-time in football matches was extended an improvement could be expected.

I am aware,of course,that threaders are above average people and thus these statistics will not be applicable to them as can be proved by the attitudes expressed here.(Assuming of course that these are scientifically verifiable.)

tcis wrote:

Spendius, are you sure you're not American girl posing as an Englishman?
But wait. Of course. I'm sorry. How could I have forgotten? American girls and English men are roughly equivalent. Perhaps thats why American girls often like Englishmen--the curious ones can have a near lesbian experience without actually going so far as to be with another woman by simply being with an Englishman!

Well tsis, old boy.........I dont know who should be more offended, the American female, who is being compared to what can only be described as a virile hunk of man meat with a quick wit, yet a shy smile....or the English male, who is being compared with a hot, sassy, oversexed bedroom phenomenon that likes to shop, normally for some male pleasing lingerie.

However, the tone of your post suggests an insult, so I have now removed my brassiere, and am pinging it at your avatar on the Computer screen as your "virtual" punishment.