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Corporate Lessons

 
 
Reply Sat 21 May, 2005 02:01 pm
Corporate Lesson 1:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk, "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.


Corporate Lesson 2:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.



Corporate Lesson 3:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't
got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to
reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshìt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Reply Sat 21 May, 2005 11:38 pm
Classic humor, thank you . . . and welcome . . .
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