recruitment is in the toilet....recruiters are getting caught lying and cheating to meet their quotas 83% of people surveyed will not recommend the army for young people.....
Now's the time for you true patriots of any age or sex to show you mean business. Sign up!!! Get moving!!!! God Bless Bushlandia!!!!
Aw, gee, blue, ain't it enough they got flags on their cars?
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joefromchicago
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Sat 21 May, 2005 12:09 pm
(sung to the tune of the Marine Corps hymn)
From the yellow ribbons on our chests
To the bracelets on our wrist,
We will fight our nation's battles,
Just don't ask us to enlist.
We don't want our kids to fight our wars,
Let some other family grieve.
But you bet we're patriotic,
'Cause what Bush says, we believe!
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squinney
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Sat 21 May, 2005 12:13 pm
LOL! Excellent Joe!
Hmmm. Interesting. No takers yet, but it's still early.
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Piffka
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Sat 21 May, 2005 12:25 pm
Great ditty, Joe. I'll be passing that on, if you don't mind.
I am pleased to say that my son, that liberal ACLU-card-carrying knucklehead, has been slowly backing away from his avowed determination to join up via Army-ROTC. We are stepping ever so quietly around this so as not to make him feel his manhood would be impugned if he didn't follow through now.
Thank you, Jesus, wherever you are.
Couldn't he just join the Peace Corps or something?
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Letty
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Sat 21 May, 2005 12:27 pm
Hey, BTVBPB, what's the matter with you. Get your boys together and go to the desert and entertain the troops.
Slogan for Recruiters:
My desert is waiting,
Folks come there with me.
I'm hoping to show you,
War's sweet melody.
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joefromchicago
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Mon 23 May, 2005 08:47 am
Piffka: Feel free to distribute that little ballad as far and wide as you like. Everything I do here is offered gratis to the public.
Letty: How rare it is to see a Sigmund Romberg reference these days. Well done.
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 08:54 am
Letty, I would volunteer for a USO type thing anytime, I truly would, but I think they like stars on a national or world level, or girls with voluptous big knockers. Alas, I have never achieved that sort of big time fame, and my breasts, while pert, are minute. And hairy.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 May, 2005 08:57 am
I've gone right off you bvt
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 08:57 am
I just noticed my horrid grammatical error on the title of this thread. And you guys didn't even tell me. Left me to twist in the breeze like Norm Coleman.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 May, 2005 08:58 am
Your not let off that easy
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:00 am
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
Your not let off that easy
et tu brutus? :wink:
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ebrown p
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:37 am
Arlo Guthrie wrote:
And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."
And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
Didn't feel too good about it.
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Algis Kemezys
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:51 am
There are a number of reasons I could support the war regardless of being politically correct.But when I suspect the materials used in all these explosive discharges leave lingering toxic byproducts that get into the drinking water and cause yet more pain many years down the road which is about forever for us these days I cannot condone it. Esp doing this to a civilization that is thousands of years older than our own.This shows a greater lack of respect on our part and i am ashamed for that. please tell me this is not so...Please.
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:55 am
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:58 am
bvt, it is possible I believe, for you to edit out your horrible grammatical mistake...should you so wish
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:59 am
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
bvt, it is possible I believe, for you to edit out your horrible grammatical mistake...should you so wish
but then my incredibly witty remark about Norm Coleman would be lost.
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Setanta
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Mon 23 May, 2005 10:00 am
BLT, you're hopeless, just hopeless . . .
What are we to do with you?
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Mon 23 May, 2005 10:12 am
Just throw salmon....
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Letty
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Mon 23 May, 2005 10:54 am
My word, Joe. I didn't think anyone would get that reference.
Hey, Bear, I know you would do just that knockerless and all.
Setanta, You mean you didn't know? Heh! Heh!
Hey, the recruiters are desperate. They drafted my post and I had to go through it again.
Heh! Heh!
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