C'mon You War Supporters You're Country Needs You

Aw, gee, blue, ain't it enough they got flags on their cars?

(sung to the tune of the Marine Corps hymn)

From the yellow ribbons on our chests
To the bracelets on our wrist,
We will fight our nation's battles,
Just don't ask us to enlist.
We don't want our kids to fight our wars,
Let some other family grieve.
But you bet we're patriotic,
'Cause what Bush says, we believe!

LOL! Excellent Joe!


Hmmm. Interesting. No takers yet, but it's still early.

Great ditty, Joe. I'll be passing that on, if you don't mind.

I am pleased to say that my son, that liberal ACLU-card-carrying knucklehead, has been slowly backing away from his avowed determination to join up via Army-ROTC. We are stepping ever so quietly around this so as not to make him feel his manhood would be impugned if he didn't follow through now.


Thank you, Jesus, wherever you are.



Couldn't he just join the Peace Corps or something?

Hey, BTVBPB, what's the matter with you. Get your boys together and go to the desert and entertain the troops.

Slogan for Recruiters:

My desert is waiting,
Folks come there with me.
I'm hoping to show you,
War's sweet melody.

Piffka: Feel free to distribute that little ballad as far and wide as you like. Everything I do here is offered gratis to the public.

Letty: How rare it is to see a Sigmund Romberg reference these days. Well done.

Letty, I would volunteer for a USO type thing anytime, I truly would, but I think they like stars on a national or world level, or girls with voluptous big knockers. Alas, I have never achieved that sort of big time fame, and my breasts, while pert, are minute. And hairy.

I've gone right off you bvt

I just noticed my horrid grammatical error on the title of this thread. And you guys didn't even tell me. Left me to twist in the breeze like Norm Coleman.

Your not let off that easy

et tu brutus? :wink:

There are a number of reasons I could support the war regardless of being politically correct.But when I suspect the materials used in all these explosive discharges leave lingering toxic byproducts that get into the drinking water and cause yet more pain many years down the road which is about forever for us these days I cannot condone it. Esp doing this to a civilization that is thousands of years older than our own.This shows a greater lack of respect on our part and i am ashamed for that. please tell me this is not so...Please.

With apologies to Joe



Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down fightin' Saddam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
I'm going to see Saddam
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those towel heads ?-
The only good Muslim is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
I'm going to see Saddam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
The oil will still flow along.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
I'm going to see Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to see Saddam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
We're going to see Saddam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die

bvt, it is possible I believe, for you to edit out your horrible grammatical mistake...should you so wish

but then my incredibly witty remark about Norm Coleman would be lost.

BLT, you're hopeless, just hopeless . . .


What are we to do with you?

Just throw salmon....

My word, Joe. I didn't think anyone would get that reference.

Hey, Bear, I know you would do just that knockerless and all.

Setanta, You mean you didn't know? Heh! Heh!

Hey, the recruiters are desperate. They drafted my post and I had to go through it again.