Girls Gone...Lame

Anyone else see the "Girls Gone Wild" pay-per-view extravaganza last night?

No, I didn't actually pay to get it. We have a "black box," a "scrambler," a....we steal
cable.

I'll have to say: I was a little disappointed. Here were these fine outstanding female
citizens, all competing for the coveted "Girls Gone Wild" crown, and $25,000 in front of
the cheering fans, and celebrity judge Snoop Dogg.

You'd think for $25,000, these girls would be able to better "fake an orgasm," put more "
balls in your mouth," or have more "phallic food fun." More importantly, many were
reluctant to get naked, even shunned the requests of Snoop to "shake that leaf," and "pull
up yo' bottoms in a G-string, bitch."

These girls really weren't that wild.

The best part of the show was listening to a drunken Snoop Dogg making his comments during
the competitions.

I was going to call the cable company to file a complaint. We paid good money for that
cable descrambler.