Old age seems to have mitigated its strength a . . .
. . . say, are we talkin' 'bout the same thing ? ! ? ! ?
I think so.
Look at its teeth - that should tell you how old it is.
How big is it?
It ain't got no teefs . . . an' it only got one eye . . .
Not looking good on the open market, then.
Does it have novelty value?
Can you ride it? Two-up?
Well, you could ride it . . . 'cept, a course, there's my Sweetiepie an' all . . . two up, i'm lucky to get it up once a day . . . it ain't much on tricks, no more, neither . . .
Oh dear - I shall stop de-railing your fine thread, now.
But - do you have a saddle?
Did you know you often ride an ass on its arse?
A saddle ? ! ? ! ?
Next thing ya know, you'll be bringin' out the whips and chains . . .
This is really gonna cost ya for that kind of service . . .
