The Lone Ranger.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The
Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the
Buffalo Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the
blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to s peak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a
man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "READ MY LIPS. I said, BRING
POSSE".